A Letter Reflecting On The Blood Moon To An Old Friend.
Remember the blood moon a few weeks ago? That happened because I got a boner while watching "Cruel Intentions" and I poked the moon in the eye. You wouldn't think it would go that far but I'm actually a grower AND a shower and that night I put on a hell of a show! I hope I'm not being too graphic or making you uncomfortable or anything. I just thought I'd mention this to give you a little frame of reference so you can better understand the sheer magnitude of my manana. Also, have you seen "Cruel Intentions"? It's not bad, but I'm arming myself with a cattle prod if I ever dare to try and watch it again just in case my cockzilla gets as rambunctious as last time. That movie is a one way ticket to Erectiontown. Population? Me. hahahaha hahahahahahhahhhahahahahhaha hee hee